Pedophile Convention at Yankee Stadium!

The Pope came to Yankee Stadium. I assume the fact that today is Hitler’s birthday and the Pope was a “reluctant” member of Hitler Youth is mere coincidence.



Protester. There weren’t many, surprisingly.

The line to get through security stretched four blocks.

…but at least the bars were open.

Somehow, my office got really fucking sweet seats.

There were a few hangover-exascerbating choirs…

…a lot of really stupid hats…

…Harry Connick, Jr…

…and some weird bird performance.

And then, the Popemobile appeared.

These people love their fucking pope.

Magical.

I kept wondering, “how many acts of pedophilia have been committed by the dirty old men in Yankee Stadium right now?”

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