What I did with my Batman Dark Knight Chase Figure. (Because there’s no sweeter taste than that of nerd tears.)
Holy smoke, Batman!
Tags: action figure, batman, chase figure, christian bale, dark knight, dc, fire, voodoo candle
Holy smoke, Batman!
Tags: action figure, batman, chase figure, christian bale, dark knight, dc, fire, voodoo candle
May 3, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Mmmm. The sweet sweet smell of setting $10 and all that gas money on fire. You sure showed those nerds who’s smart.
May 4, 2008 at 3:15 am
Wait a minute….the hand in that picture….you’re a woman! And you know enough about toys/ fandom/ nerds to do something like this? Would you like to get married?
May 4, 2008 at 4:04 am
Great job. Now you don’t have a Bruce Wayne! HAHA! NERD!
May 4, 2008 at 4:16 am
There could be a 300 lb woman attached to that hand. Plus, I’d be a bad wife. I’d torch your comic books and dolls for sports.
(And my heart belongs to a special nerd.)
May 4, 2008 at 6:35 pm
What an attention seeking Cunt You Are. Hopefully this comment will fuel your attention seeking stamina so you can feel good about yourself.
May 4, 2008 at 8:22 pm
That’s actually what my dad always tells me.
May 5, 2008 at 3:48 am
Yeah, while he’s finger fucking you.
May 5, 2008 at 2:37 pm
No, usually before. You know, to set the mood.
May 6, 2008 at 6:09 pm
i just think its stupid of you to spend ten bucks and then burn something like this. you do realize that you could have sold the figure for 3-4 times the price you bought it for right? jokes on you it would seem.
May 8, 2008 at 11:30 pm
You must be a nerd yourself if you took the time to go buy them right away and Don is right the jokes on you!
May 9, 2008 at 12:41 am
Wouldn’t it have made more sense to sell it on Ebay, considering the Chase Figures are going for anywhere from 30 to 80 dollars?
May 11, 2008 at 7:43 am
This comment is specifically address to two people.
“Dad” - How the fuck can you call yourself that, i will never know.
and - AND ” Mister Blisterfists”: If offends me as a man deeply that you are so stupid and intellectually inferior that if this bright woman wants to make a statement of some kind in the only way she finds fit to do it, which is here, all you can say is to call her an attention seeking Cunt. Or in the case of “Mister Blisterfists”, use that terrible insulting degrading abusive sentence you had the nerve of posting here under your anonimity. What is wrong with you? If you dissagree, dissagree with valid reasons. If you dissaprove you are quite welcome to express your point of view. Batman is a cultural icon and Comics are known in sociology to be modern mithology. Therefore, valid as a cultural expression of its time. An interesting debate could have been formed here. You dont approve of what she did? i dont either. But insulting like that makes you the attention seeking one, and proves why she explaines in other blogs that industries are filled with men like you.
And you are indeed intellectually inferior, and using that foul language is definitively a compensation for lack of abundances in other areas.
She is a person that deserves the same respect you will demand, when you surely reply to this.
Learn tolerance. And by the way, tolerance as a concept can only be applied to valid forms of expression. It doesnt mean to tolerate crime or abuse.It means respect the right to disent.And debate.
May 11, 2008 at 11:17 am
gee..
nope, don’t care.
May 12, 2008 at 2:49 am
last picture is photoshopped. she sold 4 on ebay. suckers
http://cgi.ebay.com/BATMAN-Dark-Knight-Movie-Masters-CHASE-Unmasked-4X-Hot_W0QQitemZ190220273148QQihZ009QQcategoryZ2480QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
May 30, 2008 at 2:28 am
That’s so cool. I wish I could buy things for $10 that, instead of turning around and making profit off of, I could just burn instead. You showed them! First it’s Batman toys and then the White House! Yay!
July 17, 2008 at 2:08 am
Trust me, I don’t give two shits.
She can do whatever she wants with her own things.
as for “Insulting and Degrading”
that’s kinda my thing.
and there are plenty of places where my anonymity is dubious, I’m sure with a little detective work (c’mon, do Batman proud), you can find out who I am.
July 17, 2008 at 2:13 am
Oh, and for the record….
I don’t believe she torched an actual variant, and here’s why:
1: We never see the actual variant on fire, just a figure whose head is completely melted.
2: She knows what its worth, as she had seven on ebay at the time of the article.
I had some people do some detective work myself, we’re calling her bluff.
July 17, 2008 at 6:24 pm
That’s pretty weak. I don’t give a shit about the figure, but that just seems lame, bothering to burn it and then acting like you’ve done something omg crazy!!!11one.
Also, Jacktheonlyone: shut the fuck up. You’re a fucking stool. It’s hard to appear pretentious as pretentious as you would like when you can’t spell “mythology”.
It’s just some asshole burning a toy. It’s not a statement. Defending her isn’t going to get you laid. Unless, of course, you’re the “very special nerd”. In which case, I pity you. Otherwise, spare us the faux-feminist automated outrage. The thought police aren’t gonna kick your door down in the middle of the night and take you away. They probably wouldn’t be able to lift you.
Weaksauce, both of you.
July 18, 2008 at 10:15 am
Can only see the Wayne Variant in the the first picture. Other two are positively not the variant or better pictures would have been taken. Besides any adult collector that burns that particular fig, variant or not, is an absolute moron. All the Movie Masters will do nothing but appreciate in value and are extremely cool considering that they are from Mattel. These were apparently sculpted by the Four Horsemen which only adds to their appeal. Props for shaking the dumb fanboys cages thou! If you really sold 7 variants on the ‘bay I am sure you could spare the $12 dollars this little stunt cost.
-HellSpun